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Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell

Mar 31 2025 | 00:12:49

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Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

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