Ignore hungry cannibals who offer oral sex

March 31, 2025 00:12:49
Ignore hungry cannibals who offer oral sex
Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell
Ignore hungry cannibals who offer oral sex

Mar 31 2025 | 00:12:49

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Chris Rodell

Show Notes

Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

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