The baseball season is barely two weeks old and I'm already arguing the Bucs should take the steps to acquire the frozen head of the late, great Ted Williams and have it bat clean up. Also the time at a Bob Dylan concert when I embarrassed Bob Nutting and why he had it coming. Spoiler alert! ... 'cause he always does.
A grabbag of random sillies
Today's stories: American needs roofie, impounded watermelons,and selling hurricane naming rights.
I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America